A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!
Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers
by Rockatansky1983 May 27, 2016
Get the tent guymug. When you take a poo so large and vulgar you can't help but squint a quick look at it before you flush.
by lyricalkiller June 18, 2016
Get the guy grossimug. by Bluetiger4ever April 21, 2021
Get the Horror guymug. The nickname given to one depressed pod, who goes by the name of John Tarr Jr. He is the founder of wikigameguides.com, the worlds greatest video game website.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.
Guy 1: Who's playing during this live stream, he seems really pod-like?
Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.
Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.
Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.
Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.
by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011
Get the The Depressed Guymug. Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!
by GarstGuy December 28, 2008
Get the Garst Guymug. The blues player who is the only reason Eric Clapton picked up the guitar and is the sole influence of Jimi Hendrix.
You, being a materialistic American teeny-bopper who listens to what is "cool" or "mainstream", has no idea who he is, of course. Buddy Guy is the best player eer.
by Bluesbitcher September 22, 2005
Get the buddy guymug. A guy who gets caught slippin, a lot. Whether it's bitches, bud or beer this guy always looks suspect and always gets found out
by piffin January 3, 2013
Get the Bait guymug.