Grumble Of Magats

Just like a group of owls form a Parliament and a flock of crows is called a Murder, a gathering of members and/or adherents of the MAGA political sect will henceforth be named a Grumble of Magats (a takeoff on the actual term Grumble of Maggots).

President Trump addressed an unusually rambunctious grumble of magats this evening as gas prices nationwide surpassed the $5 per gallon mark. Some of the attendees were actually foaming at the mouth.

by beansforbreakfast March 10, 2026

Grugsidy

A government grant, or other taxpayer funded subsidy, that is instantly wiped from memory once it has been received, like it never actually happened.

Simon: I shouldn’t have to pay tax, because I’m a lifter and I believe in small government...
Simon’s mate: Hold on Simon, wasn’t your whole life funded by the government?
Simon: Orrr, nah, that was a grugsidy.

by anonymous May 26, 2025

Grimsby special

To lightly cup your mates bollocks and whisper sweet nothings in his ear while he’s balls deep in his missus

Pete took Rohan’s plums into his firm grasp, whilst he was plowing his missus. “Hey mate”, he whispered seductively, “how’s this for a Grimsby special?”

by Potaytohead June 10, 2025

glums

A glums is how you refer to a (usually teenage) white male who thinks he's the greatest soundcloud rapper alive, but in reality is pretty mediocre at best.

Person 1: "James just asked me to listen to his new Album, you guys wanna listen?"
Person 2: "No dude James is a total glums."

by ainyra1n October 15, 2025

Glumshanks

Someone who only uses teeth when giving head

bro the girl i was with last night was a total glumshanks

by MartinDavis December 10, 2025

Grum

The concentrated goo that is excreted from a grumplstilskin organ, Usually gritty in texture.

Dude im oozing with grum

by MR. OVERBUILT January 6, 2026

Grumblin

A person who gives off “grumpy”-“gremlin”-“grumble grumble” energy. They may be outwardly projecting this energy onto others, making them somewhat unpleasant to be around.
Can also be used in the plural form, Grumblins.

Dave is being a grumblin right now, I’m not sure if he will want to go out with us tonight.

by LindsBos January 9, 2026