gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist

Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.

by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019

Gari Fu

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.

"I wouldn't mess with him he knows Gari Fu "

by Hong Kong Blewy February 26, 2017

Gary Banser

a boy with a respectably beautiful mother

Hey look! It’s a Gary Banser such a hot mom

by Seth pubes May 19, 2021

Gary Griffith

The real uptown boss.

Gary Griffith so badass he made a man disown his stepchild.

by Buds December 8, 2018

gary numans

Another meaning for a mans testicles, balls, nuts, plum bags, family jewels, minerals,

"I called the woman a bitch and she kicked me in the gary numans."

by Todd Everboat August 23, 2007

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Going for a Gary

Being at work and having to take at least 7 bowel movements each shift. It may be because your lazy or you actually have to shit 7 times per day .

Q. Hey simon where are you off to again ??

Just going for a Gary.

by Rumble 101 February 10, 2019