Float the bag

A metaphor for slowing down and taking your time (as when you buy a new fish).

Hey dude, don't eat that all at once! Float the bag, man, float the bag.

by scowb May 23, 2024

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

Floating Orgy Fuckfest

A sea cruise, loaded with many, unattached single people.

When Jill finally contacted Mike after getting is phone number, he was already about to go sailing on the Floating Orgy Fuckfest, and she was afraid he might hook up with someone else

by AccidentalDestiny February 2, 2013

float

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didnt see ya theere
wait vibrate
wat
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34:55 CarrotAndCo - Carrot
37:23 maplemickey - Shock
39:25 Deesaster - Float
41:57 Black Jacket - Vibrate
44:25 Terraainn - Remnant
46:18 4Pointzx Music - 12 Sky

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022

Floated me

To be surprised about something

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021