fanko

Thank you. British slang.

I would like to fanko.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Fankboner

Word For a limp Penis and or a stupid person see Samurai Tenkai

wow Sammie you're such a Fankboner

by ChaosX1022 November 25, 2007

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008

Flanking

The maneuver OAP's pull at bus stops in order to get to the front of the queue. Normally involves large groups of them mobbing their way into the side of orderly queues.

"Hold you position, we're about to get flanked!"

"We're in for a flanking!"

" BUS FLANKERS!"

by Heliumpanda September 20, 2011

Flake-cake

A flake-cake is someone who normally flakes on you. But because calling them a flake sounds lame, you use the term flake-cake.

Britters is a flake-cake.

by that guy who said it first June 11, 2006

Flake

Someone who doesn't have the balls to tell you they're busy and can't hang out, but still makes plans to 'chillax' so you go out of your way to 'chill' with said flaker, only to have them flake out on you, and then give you some lame ass no ball excuse instead of just being straight up that they're a flakey flake

Per Wall 'Wanna hang out'
Dumb Girlfriend 'Hehehe OK'
Dumb Girlfriend at meet spot, No Per wall at meeting spot

Per Walls Dumb excuse 'I was skateboarding'

Dumb girlfriend crying on phone to friend 'He is such a flake'

by Dumb Girlfriend April 15, 2009

frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

by josh February 9, 2005