First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

First Mouth

First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.

Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.

Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.

by 769thefrogdrankwine July 18, 2019

First Ring

When you screw a company or employee out of payment for services

I was First Ring'd by that guy!

by First Ring April 19, 2003

First Sex

That thing where most people fail first try at 16

Boy: I missed the hole

Girl: Just put it in more

Boy: Sorry it’s my First Sex

by QWERTYUIOP0123456789 April 9, 2021

People First

Values thrust upon staff that mean sweet F.A. and have hidden meanings.

In order to cut costs, lets get rid of the people first rather than improving the business, as that is far easier and all I can handle.

by T.D September 8, 2006

first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training

Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.

by Javier Z. May 11, 2008

factor first

our new motto in Mrs. Gruman's Algerbra 2H class that means to factor first!

'Factor first!' reminded mrs. gruman trying to add humor in the classroom

by JackieC January 26, 2004