Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

by Mike December 16, 2019

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020

first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training

Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.

by Javier Z. May 11, 2008

Hit it first

Hit it first means, to be the one to take a girls virginity away. To fuck her first, to be the first one to get the pussy

"Man, remember that girl Emily?"
"Yea why?"
"I hit it first yesterday, the sex

was amazing"

by TheUltimateJay October 9, 2016