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Farting Barrier

The barrier that usually exists against farting in the company of each other at the outset of a new relationship. The individuals involved are usually very hesitant if not incredibly embarrassed to cross this barrier, at least not too early.
I can see you just crossed the farting barrier and you will regret that later tonight. Let me guess, a bean and cheese burrito for lunch? Excuse me while I go hang out with the dog in the other room for a while.
by Fanictic October 2, 2013
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Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.
"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"
by Lucie B. June 1, 2015
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Fardin

Hot, sexy, brace Fardin is the best he is undefeated Fardin can be tall and thin
Hey fardin, ur such an fardin
by Gibnny loves books January 3, 2021
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FadingSm11le

The best girl to ever see the world she is beautiful and has a great personality she is both nice funny and sometimes rude which makes her the best person to exist i love her and you should to she is the best person I have ever met
“Have you talked to fadingsm11le recently is she good I love her so much she’s beautiful
by Choicedrake521 February 7, 2021
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Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
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plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
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quizzical farting

A type of farting during which the expression on your face shows confusion and/or inquisitiveness. On occasion the intonation of the fart reflects this uncertainty by making an abrupt change of pitch, as if you were asking a question. This can also be used as an adverb.
Chuck farts quizzically when he is lost and doesn't know which direction to go. Jen pulled out the map and said "I can tell you're lost by your quizzical farting, the food store is this way!"
by mole120 March 9, 2012
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