by Mango May 11, 2004
Get the C.R.A.F.T. mug.F.A.S.- Fuck ass shit. Generally a person who acts like a fuck ass and shits on everyhting else. Your typical rich white chedda mother fucker.Or a person that just doesnt give a shit about anything. Work any retail job and your sure to cross one.
That last customer was a real f.a.s. spent 2 hours helping him and he didn't buy anything.
Anyone that stays on there cell phone while you are trying to talk to them is a real f.a.s.
Anyone that stays on there cell phone while you are trying to talk to them is a real f.a.s.
by T.M.C.C. March 13, 2008
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I don't know if i should waste my time with her.
Fuck a bitch(f.a.b), she don't even smoke weed.
Also: Person1: I don't know man, I think that's someone else' parking spot.
Person2: Fuck a bitch(f.a.b)as he parks the car..
Fuck a bitch(f.a.b), she don't even smoke weed.
Also: Person1: I don't know man, I think that's someone else' parking spot.
Person2: Fuck a bitch(f.a.b)as he parks the car..
by doksu January 11, 2010
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Get the B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. mug.Did you know that W.A.F.L, is the governing body of Australian Football in the state of West Australia?
"Billy is that guy who plays football in the W.A.F.L.". "Wow, what a f*cking loser'? "No West Australian Football League".
"Billy is that guy who plays football in the W.A.F.L.". "Wow, what a f*cking loser'? "No West Australian Football League".
by PTSD July 5, 2006
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An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
by MCMXCV April 16, 2008
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