European Blender

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.

I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.

by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

european shower

Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.

Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?
Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.

by barbarino October 4, 2005

Etropal

The Door backwards in french

um.........

by Etropal March 6, 2003

Europed

The act of getting Europed is when someone binge drinks and cheats on their significant other while studying in Europe. This normally ends the relationship after it is found out.

"Man, when Pete's girlfriend goes abroad, she is going to get Europed."
"Yeah, Pete is going to be pissed."

by Andrew W.K September 12, 2007

European Brownie Swap

When two people put their buttholes together then crap, combining the two. Then the two people proceed to eat the combined poop.

"Dude, I saw these two dude doing a European Brownie Swap."
"Nasty."

by jdt13 August 17, 2011

The European

An alcoholic beverage that consists of a 1 to 3 ratio of russian vodka and french wine.

Tom got hammered like a drunken swine on the"The European".

by nx2059 February 19, 2009

Turkey is not Europe

The most frequent comment under every Reddit/Instagram/etc post that features a map of Europe. Given the country of Turkey's geographic location straddling both Europe and Asia, it is featured in almost every post with a Europe map. Most people who comment this are just trolling, pretending to be triggered over Turkey being a part of Europe. However, this is also likely linked to Turkey's recent negotiations of entrance to the European Union, which many people are strictly against.

fanmaps: Here is a map of the primary language group of each European country *features turkey*
Random user: TURKEY IS NOT EUROPE

by nickcityplanner July 18, 2020