Alexander Elson

Alexander Elson is a very hot and sexy being. if you know him you would pass out by just being in his presence

Female: hey alexander Elson

Alexander Elson: rizz

by Crazyhotman October 6, 2023

Dirty Elson

A Dirty Elson is the name for a male, typically of caucasian race, who has displayed or is accused of displaying queer, homosexual, bisexual or 'femboy' behaviour. They are typically unhygienic and can survive 50 hours without sleep at one time. Their main characteristic trait is subtly flirting with the other gender however the main response is simply being ignored. One such incident involving a Dirty Elson is when one affected individual made sexual noises of pleasure over an online Discord call in return for a subscription referred to as 'Nitro'.

Person 1: You see that sad lonely little bitch over there in the corner?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him

by retardedniggah November 20, 2023

Callum easton

A lovely and gentle man, who mews, but did once say he'd fuck Rosie

Omg callum easton

by Shaio March 19, 2024

schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.

Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”

by thekingggg April 28, 2024

Dorris-Eaton

hell

the school/hell dorris-eaton ruins lives

by I_am_the_first_Tequila March 24, 2025

DJ Easton

The act of finger banging a girl in the movie theater and the guys name is Easton

Did you do the DJ Easton

by Ejrhshend August 26, 2025

The Long eaton school

A once great school in Long eaton that has gone downhill over the past few years. it's one of the schools on the worst 100 schools list that had arose a while back.

Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta

by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018