Dutch Windmill

To take a shit in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh turd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. The gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your ass gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. You’re welcome!

"Dude, what's that smell?"

"Steve just took a shit and dutch windmilled the house..."

by Three Stripes June 10, 2014

duty

Used in military terminology to describe the mandatory task of providing security or lookout for anything from an ammunition arsenal to an empty barracks. Can last for a few hrs or 24 hrs. Usually given at the worst possible times and weekends to remind you of why you ever joined the military.

Marine: Woot woot!!! It's Christmas, time to go home!!!

1stSgt: Oh fuck no! You have duty Christmas day, don't bother going home.

Marine:FML.

by jmusmc85 June 6, 2010

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 campers

These are the people that will sit in one area of a map on Modern Warfare 2 and either snipe, or lay down claymores by themselves so no one can get near them. Usually the sign of a bad player who thinks they are the best.

Playing Team Deathmatch at Highrise, The Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 campers favorite level:

COD Player #1: Damn! I got sniped again!
COD Player#2: Yea, there's a bitch ass camper on the crane.
COD Player#1: What?!? You can get on the crane?
COD PLayer#2: Yep. Little bitch burrowed himself in there like a tick.

by Wickonis Parable February 4, 2010

dutch phantom

When you fart on someone who's sleeping's face, run away, and walk back in as they wake up, acting completely innocent.

Ben Affleck: "Oh my god! Did you just give me a dutch phantom?"

Jennifer Lopez: "What are you talking about?"

by ak fo sevin November 28, 2006

dutch hearth

Farting underneath the covers when one is alone. Onset is triggered by curiosity and typically results in catastrophic consequences. Analogue to dutch oven when said oven is used as a weapon against significant other.

Walter - I dutch hearthed myself last night after eating them prunes and almost spit up.
Delores - Maybe you'll stop doing it to me now after all these years.
Walter - Probably not.

by Rob Ranna March 16, 2009

Dutch Hacksaw

A sexual act involving two men and one woman, whereby the woman is being penetrated at the same time in the anus and vagina. Piston-like action.

Brian and Beau high-fived while performing a dutch hacksaw on Brian's girlfriend.

by allcaps99 March 19, 2009

Dutch Snuggin'

The horrendous, noxious odor that ensues after one lets out a fart while wearing a Snuggie (or any similar one-person blanket with sleeves).

While curled up on the couch and wrapping up in her Snuggie following a satisfying meal of beanie weenies, Amy's farts ballooned into a massive Dutch Snuggin'.

by MBJB September 21, 2009