allcaps99's definitions

country blumkin

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.

After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.

by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009

Dutch Hacksaw

A sexual act involving two men and one woman, whereby the woman is being penetrated at the same time in the anus and vagina. Piston-like action.

Brian and Beau high-fived while performing a dutch hacksaw on Brian's girlfriend.

by allcaps99 March 19, 2009