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jake diotte

Jake Diotte. What a guy. He is the definition of everything wrong with this planet. I hate him.
I hate Jake Diotte.
by BEEZEETHREE May 27, 2019
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Don divo

A man who has surpassed divo status. he is confident, established,and independent, crafty to the point of make fatale, intelligent, sexy, sensual and he knows it. A don divo is a certified dime piece, more like shinning as diamonds
He is a don divo
by 1090mir November 10, 2020
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divorce

Detailed explaination of divorce in plain English: Divorce 101

(D)addy getting screwed out of his life-savings.

(I)rate mommy packing up daddy's belongings, putting them out on the doorstep.

(V)endettas marked by malicous acts of revenge.

(O)rnery bitches who are hell-bent on destroying your life, making these derogatory remarks about your sex-life to their girlfriends.

(R)ich, powerful attorneys making an absolute fortune off your hard-earned money with these mounting legal bills.

(C)onstant nagging from an ex-wife to a deadbeat father for his refusal to pay any child support.

(E)xcessive alcohol consumption to ease a beleaguered man's pain.
"My parents got a divorce a year and a half ago."
by Tagman77 February 17, 2004
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divorce song

A song that has lyrics that glorify the end of a romantic relationship.
Ray-J song "No More", Tevin Campbell song "Goodbye", and the R. Kelly and Nivea duet "Laundromat" are divorce songs.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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divorce

The day my parents divorced, my uncle turned to me and said, "Good work."
by rwpfister April 25, 2008
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'diot

A contracton of idiot. It is used when the objext of this insult does not even deserve three syllables to describe him or her or it.
AS plasma wolf would say, "You are such a 'diot," mainly because he often speaks in broken english whilst melting bad guys! We know you kids like that!
by hieros gluphein March 17, 2005
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divorce

The seperation of 2 people who loved each other once upon a time. Like a death, something that rips out the hearts of the children involved.
Mom, and daddy are now divorced. I'm still daddy's little girl, I just don't se ehim every day, and that's okay because he loves me.
by emma November 8, 2003
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