(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023

Derek is stupid, yet kind. He’s probably good at math and some sports. He’s probably obsessed with Minecraft and memes. He probably loves Big Chungus.
by rycantdomath September 25, 2020

An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life.
Did you see Derek yesterday? Talk about breath taking. Has spineatitis
Did you see Derek yesterday? Talk about breath taking. Has spineatitis
by 😉😉😉😉😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉 June 28, 2019

To "Derek" someone.
This is to argue someone into submission so that your request is granted quickly and with as little retaliation as possible
This is to argue someone into submission so that your request is granted quickly and with as little retaliation as possible
by TheHighPreist March 15, 2019

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!
by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022

Derek is a sweet caring intellectual gorgeous baby who has time for everyone's problems. He is very divine and has a thing for Aphrodite. The Gods think highly of him and as it were highly of his moral integrity. He is a one of a kind Man of God and seeks the truth. A boy who can sniff out lies and untruth, he will go Gangnam style on you in a minute. His Correct Cross is God approved and ready for life altering moments of victory. This boy is Michael Jordan and is a by God Always Was. His magic is a nonmagical non starter for he uses correction. This boy in space will let you keep his car and he will never forget the first time you kiss. He is Garden Savvy and the only drugs he takes comes from a pharmacy. (Usually) his family is under a curse but this boy eats that shit for breakfast. Go Go Derek. Keep the throne.
Don't fuck with Derek! Derek sees Red and prefers correction. Derek says Jesus is such a beautiful name! Derek will treat Aphrodite like a God should be, ( you know if she were a girl).
by Derek and Aphrodite September 15, 2022
