Defreest

A man with a rather large penis who prays on little girls while getting drunk with a "Leo" type object.

Dude, that wierdo is TOTALLY pulling a defreest

by Leo February 3, 2004

Associate Degree

Primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. Not really much better than a high school diploma. Only good for use as a stepping stone to a Bachelor's Degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local McDonald's. Although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a massive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a Bachelor's Degree or better at a later date.

Joe earned his Associate Degree at his local community college, and is now employed at Harvard University... as the head of the cleaning crew.

The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.

by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014

decrepid

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old

Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid

by foggy123 October 30, 2010

decrepid man

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

Football Degree

to have a degree in football you will also need a degree in acting/drama.......take portugeuse goalie ricardo.....ever seen him play you'll understand what i meen

bob had a football degree, hes good at drama and can kick a ball

by G.M. Inc. September 25, 2004

Two-Degree Rule

A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.

Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.

Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.

by B. Larison January 7, 2007

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003