Crypted

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.

Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.

by Iwantcockinmymouth July 30, 2017

cryptocunt

1 of a group of millionaire investors specialising in cryptocurrency pumps, who first got involved in 2013, made a shitload of cash and doesn't know what to spend it on.

Look at that rich and goodlooking cryptocunt over there. I wish I was a cryptocunt like him/her

by @thecryptocunts August 9, 2017

Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

by Davrot January 17, 2018

Cryptic

Scary , horrifing , creepy , any thing which has morbid nature

Cryptic is the only way to describe that ugly bitches hair.

by Russel Mendes January 20, 2009

crypto

Crypto is a short name for cryptocurrency. A cryptocurrency is a digital asset that can be purchased on any cryptocurrency exchange. Many people prefer cryptocurrency exchanges like coinbase.com, kraken.com or rubix.io for purchasing their crypto. Crypto can be used to purchase many goods, rather than original fiat currencies like the US Dollar.

I just used crypto to buy my groceries this morning and I didn't even have to pay any fees.

by neoexchange March 31, 2019

cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.

With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.

by ©m® May 5, 2006

Crypt Walk

That is Snoop Doggy Dog walk after some sips of Hennessy and Courvoisier.

2Pac: Yo Snoop, let's put the switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics Snoop Doggy Dog: Let me get my Crypt Walk on homie' and past me the Hennessy!

by Leevip November 1, 2014