Cigarettarded

Someone that doesn't know how to light or smoke a cigarette properly, retard.

Buddy: Yo man Ima Lite This Cig.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.

by andrewlaedis. July 24, 2010

Ciara Yaschuk

A very attractive bimbo.

Zomg dude, that girl is such a Ciara Yaschuk.

by shirpadirkashirpa August 25, 2010

lauging cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them lauging cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

rolling the cigar

A guy fondling himself by grabbing his cock on the outside of his pants and squeezing in a rolling manner to cause the shaft to swell and get noticed.

Whore 1: "Ooo - check him out!"
Whore 2: "Nice! He's rolling the cigar! Times to go gets me some!"

by RNPS April 13, 2008

Have a Cigar

...to relax chill out disregarding any care in the world. usually at a social setting.

Guy1: hey man, its getting pretty late, think we gotta bounce. Guy2: Dude no friggin' way, its not even two. whats with ya? chill, Have a Cigar

by principal stinkface December 29, 2008

Ciaran

The sexiest mother fucker in the galaxy.

He is the hottest guy in the world and will make you cum in a matter of seconds.

Ciaran has a massive shlong.

by jasonnnnnnnnnnnnn December 5, 2020

meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

by Meat Marlboro Man January 2, 2009