chode

Kirk Alberts has a chode, he is the perfect example. Your dick is wider than it is long. It's unbelievable this guy kirk, his dick is 4 by 1 inches!.

Man Kirk Alberts CCGS, that is one hell of a chode!

by Chode-King May 25, 2003

Chode

A short and fat penis.

Hey Demietra told me that Gordon Has a Chode!

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006

Chode

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

by The ? Guy May 22, 2007

Chode

A schlong that has more girth than length

A chode is nothing to brag about

by Chris123 December 28, 2005

chode

an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)

In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.

by Carl Bracken July 16, 2006

Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length

"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

chode

It's a Middle Eastern instrument that comes from the depths of King Tutenkamen's Grave. It's not as cool as you think.

Look at her blow away at that chode.

by johnstamos69 April 28, 2005