canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check September 8, 2016

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

Two cans

An abundance of. Many. LOTS!

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!

by Femme boy October 15, 2020

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Shakin' the can

The act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.

by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

Tiny Cans

When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"

Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!

by T1cK June 24, 2016