Canadian Jizzsicle 

When you jizz into a cup, and put a popsicle stick in it and freeze it. When frozen it is a delectable treat for the ladies.

Mark: "Hey baby want a Canadian Jizzsicle?"
My main bitch: "Yes I want to lick your frozen jizz."

Canadian Jizzsicle by Burdank2 October 28, 2010

Canadian bobsled 

Right before the moment of ejaculation while having doggy style the male reaches around and knocks out the girls hands from under her.

I knocked out her hands and rode her like a Canadian bobsled

Canadian bobsled by therealhambone August 24, 2004

Canadian Stereotype 

Canadian stereotypes eh? well zed that's just jokes. I mean we love our maple syrup and all, in fact the mounties, when they go beaver and albino hedgehog hunting they lure them out with maple syrup. The mounties like to stay in Eskimo igloo motels for just a loonie or a toonie a night. short on toonies? just crash on a friend's chesterfield, even enjoy a hockey game on the tv while eating some macaroni and cheese. on your way back to the big city, Toronto, (which has a smaller population than brooklyn) maybe grab some poutine.

Stefano is a walking canadian stereotype.

Canadian Stereotype by Sophia625 December 20, 2008

Canadian flag 

A pot leaf with two rolling papers

British Columbia is the marijuana capitol of the world

Canadian flag by derek January 22, 2004

Canadian Ivies

The Canadian Ivy League, according to David M. Thomas of "Canada and the United States: Differences That Count" (Broadview Press, 2000), is comprised of Dalhousie University (1818), McGill University (1821), Queen's University (1841), the University of Toronto (1827), and the University of Western Ontario (1878), some of English Canada's oldest and "named" schools.

Concerning possible "Canadian Ivies", see also, the Group of Thirteen re Wikipedia.

Canadian Ivies by genjirou August 27, 2009

Canadian base system 

The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.

Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?

Canadian base system by arigavemetheidea July 29, 2011

Canadian Fishing Trip 

Crossing the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, ON to go to the strip clubs.

The strip clubs in Detroit were just not raunchy enough so we went on a Canadian Fishing Trip

Canadian Fishing Trip by CC June 3, 2004