A kind yet humble pretty princess, with the most gorgeous eyes, the most loving smile, and the most amazing character in the world! Very clever, yet stubborn, typically on the smaller side, super easy to love, gives great cuddles, and amazing kisses. Guarantees a wonderful partner for life - as close to perfection as you can get!
by 30.09 May 6, 2025
Get the Bryony mug.A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
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Get the Bryson mug.The utter definition of swag. If you search up the words “swag” or “perfect” or even the phrase “hottest man alive” most likely a picture of Brydon will come up 9 times out of 10, he’s just that guy… Just like when Earl Sweatshirt said De La Soul were chill guys before chill guys, so was Brydon. Brydon is also known for being described as “magnetic” to women, although he remains loyal to the one he choses.
Guy: *listening to nettspend* “Yo have u seen Brydon’s aura just went up by 10,000pts?
Guy2: “obviously bruh, thats just what happens to Brydon on the daily”
Guy3: “Fuck you Gumby…”
Guy2: “obviously bruh, thats just what happens to Brydon on the daily”
Guy3: “Fuck you Gumby…”
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