anyone with half a brain

An expression meaning "if someone was even a little bit smart."

Anyone with half a brain would know that there are not really aliens on Mars!

by Misti Forcina January 27, 2015

brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

by reid_o August 1, 2008

Brainanagasm

A mix of braingasm and bananagasm.

Sam jut had a brainanagasm.

by darrencrissishot February 18, 2011

brain freshness

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.

At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.

by lisette831 July 26, 2007

brain spam

brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.

I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam

by The Postatron 3000 March 20, 2010

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

brain cell transfer

When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.

"I feel smarter today. I think that brain cell transfer worked."

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016