bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.

My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.

by averycopeland December 12, 2013

Bachi bouzouq

This expression is the best ever becaus et it's french expression say "you're an asshole/idiot"

Tintin: Hello Adock do you want cookies?
Milou: Wouf Wouf

Captain Adock: Go away bachi bouzouq

by Je suis un Kiri June 8, 2015

Bachel

to be a bachelor; to live the lifestyle of a bachelor.

Tom has been bacheling ever since he and June divorced in 2012. Yeah, bacheling. You know, like being a bachelor? All right whatever I'll just make an urbandictionary entry for it. Yes, I've been bacheling for a while too. You can tell, can't you. Whatever.

by bachelorforlyfe September 12, 2016

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.

I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.

by The prey June 5, 2010

Bachor Dozen

Twelve breasts displayed on six monitors controlled by three video cards run by a dual core processor on one computer.

I was Power Wacking to my Bachor Dozen when my mom walked in. (see Power Wacking)

by Just The Guys January 11, 2006

bachelorize

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008