bachelorize 

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

bachelorize by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008

de-bachelorize 

verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.

"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."

de-bachelorize by stew1234 April 28, 2009

bachelorism 

A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.

Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights.

bachelorism by esmith512 January 27, 2008

bachelorism 

A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.

Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights.

bachelorism by esmith512 January 27, 2008

bacheloric 

manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same

James is as bacheloric as ever, these days

bacheloric by BvO October 19, 2003

Bachelorism 

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.

My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.

Bachelorism by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006

Bachelorism 

Also known as a "big, freaking brick wall of steel", Bachelorism refers to the state of being single and desperately needing to get married. The word originated from the YouTube documentary titled "Muslim Bachelorism" in which a Muslim-American youth struggles for companionship.

"I feel like my life is this road, and there's this big, freaking, brick-wall of steel, and it's called bachelorism."

Bachelorism by abdullahzs May 12, 2010