This whole jelly bracelet crap is stupid and someone just came up this so called "sex or shag" game so that us teens who aren't really smart will end up having sex at an early age... well, to me this whole "sex" thing is stupid and whoever come up with it needs to be taught some big ass lesson...
This goes to the parents:
Please stop treating us like little five year olds with these stupid bracelets...let us learn what live is all about by letting us wear them to school each and every day... also, let us decide if wearing these bracelets are worth it or not because sooner or later we won't be living on our own in our own house and that means that you won't be there to tell us what to do so please let us learn the hard way what life is all about...
This is for the schools:
We aren’t trying to have sex at school, we aren’t trying to doing anything bad by wearing these jelly bracelets. We just are trying to look cuter, hotter, or trying to make a fashion statement by wearing them. So please don’t take our bill of rights away from us just because we feel it’s right to wear the bracelets or we like having them as a fashion statement…
This goes to the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:
We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of the Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the Untied States of America… Remember the constitutions Preamble… well, us teens are just trying to live by it the best we can but when one stupid person starts making a stupid “sex” game out of these bracelets it turns our lives inside out and people start thinking we are having sex when we wear them… well, some of us teens that wear them know right from wrong and us teens that do know right from wrong are just wearing them as a fashion statement not a way to earn sex for free from a few friends… so don’t worry you won’t have to ban these jelly bracelets anymore from the schools or from the United States at all because us teens out there that wore wearing these bracelets that are girls have stopped wearing them because people think that we are having us when we wear them and that’s something we want hanging on us for live…
This is what they mean to us kids these days at school:
Black- Goth/punk
Purple- virgin
Red- single
Blue- bad girl
Yellow- kiss
Orange- make out
Green- hug
Pink- no meaning
White- flash
Clear- no meaning
This goes to the parents:
Please stop treating us like little five year olds with these stupid bracelets...let us learn what live is all about by letting us wear them to school each and every day... also, let us decide if wearing these bracelets are worth it or not because sooner or later we won't be living on our own in our own house and that means that you won't be there to tell us what to do so please let us learn the hard way what life is all about...
This is for the schools:
We aren’t trying to have sex at school, we aren’t trying to doing anything bad by wearing these jelly bracelets. We just are trying to look cuter, hotter, or trying to make a fashion statement by wearing them. So please don’t take our bill of rights away from us just because we feel it’s right to wear the bracelets or we like having them as a fashion statement…
This goes to the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:
We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of the Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the Untied States of America… Remember the constitutions Preamble… well, us teens are just trying to live by it the best we can but when one stupid person starts making a stupid “sex” game out of these bracelets it turns our lives inside out and people start thinking we are having sex when we wear them… well, some of us teens that wear them know right from wrong and us teens that do know right from wrong are just wearing them as a fashion statement not a way to earn sex for free from a few friends… so don’t worry you won’t have to ban these jelly bracelets anymore from the schools or from the United States at all because us teens out there that wore wearing these bracelets that are girls have stopped wearing them because people think that we are having us when we wear them and that’s something we want hanging on us for live…
This is what they mean to us kids these days at school:
Black- Goth/punk
Purple- virgin
Red- single
Blue- bad girl
Yellow- kiss
Orange- make out
Green- hug
Pink- no meaning
White- flash
Clear- no meaning
Mom: Hun, you can't wear those bracelets to school because each color means a different thing.
Me: Well, I don't care if they mean a different color or not. I am still going to wear them to school or not.
Mom: If you do I will have to ground you from the computer for a week.
Me: Fine! I will take them off and not wear them to school. "Walks off and puts them into my backpack in my room. Then later puts them on when I get to school."
Me: Well, I don't care if they mean a different color or not. I am still going to wear them to school or not.
Mom: If you do I will have to ground you from the computer for a week.
Me: Fine! I will take them off and not wear them to school. "Walks off and puts them into my backpack in my room. Then later puts them on when I get to school."
by nina January 2, 2005
Get the jelly bracelets mug.Um...A GODDAMN FASHION STATEMENT?? No one at my school, or in my whole city (Lindsay, Ontario) had heard of these erm: "Special Meanings"...but we ALL know now. Wasn't this something that they wanted LESS of us teens to know?? Because in my opinion, placing the big argument of banning them on the front page of every newspaper in the world (where we all learned the game "Snap" from) sure didn't help at keeping it undercover. Thats how everyone here knows. So...blame it on yourself, people. Oh, and if u you think girls are really going through with these "favours", then I am really dissapointed that parents think us girls are that STUPID!
That was my example...THIS IS AN INSULT TO US GIRLS ALL YOU TEACHERS PARENTS AND PRINCIPALS OUT THERE!!!
by Caitlin Z May 18, 2004
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jelly bracelets r tight!! i dont c wut the prob is. if kids wanta b whores let em.. i mean most of us arent gunna do that stuff cuz sumone broke ou bracelet! how lame! imma skater/punk i wear black n blue ..... i juz wear em cuz they r cool not to fuck. if u wear them juz to fuck ur desperate!!
by bri May 28, 2004
Get the jelly bracelets mug.I'm 13 and everyone at my school wears them. We know the meanings, but we just wear them. Guys don't snap them off girls and ask for sexual favors.. they're no more than a fashion statement. I read about parents freaking out and schools banning them.. and I'm not sure I totally get it. What you do with your free time is up to you. If you want to have sex when you break a bracelet.. that's cool. In my opinion, parents and educators are just making up excuses to get kids in trouble so they can feel 'in charge'. Whatever.. I like 'em and anyone who has a problem with it can suck it.
by Hayli April 9, 2004
Get the jelly bracelets mug.Oh my good lord. I am a Sophomore in SoCal and all the people i know have vaguely heard of some sexual meanings realated to these things, but the people that wear them (including me) wear them solely for fashion. Mostly Punk Rock Kids wear them at my school, like i said its a fashion thing. I was shocked to learn that my only 2 bracelets (one black and one green) mean that i want to get laid and have a makeout session w/a stranger. For Christs sake people, bracelets dont determine a kids sex life, i dont honestly think that the banning or allowing of these bracelets will affect either way teen pregnancy or the transmission of STD's or other important things like that....God grownups can be so stupid sometimes......
You just broke one of my 2 bracelets?!? ya, ok, your a cute little hottie, but i'll only do that if you promise to get me a new bracelet......(you should have just asked, then we wouldnt have to go through this bracelet breaking bullshit)
by SoCal PunkRoker May 12, 2004
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