Boger

Boger is the name given to what was believed to be the first golgothan shit demon. Currently, the term boger is used to define all that is wretched and nausiating. In order for one to become a boger, proper hygiene must be completely ignored to the extent that having to tolerate the smell of oneself causes a permanent look of euphoria. Intelligence is a huge factor in defining what is a boger as well. For the boger is, along with the gideon, one of the least cerebral beings known to man. With that being said, it can easily be understood that the word boger is one of the worst insults that can be given in today's culture.

"Goddammit, you freakin' boger, take a damned bath! And brush your teeth, too. Better yet, just shoot yourself!"

by garrison August 3, 2004

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.

Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

wood booger

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.

That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol

by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007

Bogger

In Ireland, somebody from outside of Dublin. See Culchie.

Those feckin' boggers can't hold their drink!

by Keith Gaughan July 24, 2003

cum-booger

A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.

I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

booger vault

The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a nerd for the purpose of accumulating and storing boogers.

Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!

by Rod Brock September 29, 2005

Booger Monster

The Southern slang of the word boogy monster

That darn booger monster almost nabbed me and swallered me

by Brett Watson February 25, 2006