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Apocalypse Bingo

It is a bingo game regarding the various apocalyptic events that have been happening in 2020. If you complete a row of Apocalypse Bingo™ and yell "Bingo!" you earn absolutely nothing except the realization that we are utterly fucked.
"Hey, did you hear about the massive oil spill in Russia and the murder hornets that arrived at the U.S?"
"Come again?"
"Umm, there's a giant oil spill and murder hornets?"
"Oh, another one for Apocalypse Bingo"
by Xx_Beans_xX June 10, 2020
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no bingo

Phrase popularised by the television show "National Bingo Night" uttered by the commisioner, who is dressed in a referee's costume.
"Did you see National Bingo Night on TV last night?"
"There is no bingo!"
by Matt7 December 24, 2007
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shambles bingo

"Shambles Bingo" is a game played slightly like Jumangi, only replacing Robin Williams with Christian Bale, and the monkeys with drunken randys.

Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.

A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)

Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
"PARTY"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)

"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"

"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
by baishani December 1, 2009
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face bingo

shaking your head/face enthusiastically whilst a friend takes your photo recording a rare freeze frame of your face in its distorted state.
j: shake your face and i will take a photo, its called face bingo
by gummybear8624 May 16, 2011
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bogo

Used as either an adjective or a noun, bogo is when two friends are a package deal. When one shows up, the other is sure to show up as well.
José: "Is Cindia going to be there?"
Kenny: "Briana is going to be there, and you know those two are bogo."
by CarMono July 16, 2011
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Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.
Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.
by rperazag July 28, 2010
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Bangover

When you invite someone over to stay all night and have sex.
Leonard invited Melissa to a bangover.
by Bobby Earl Cockman February 24, 2019
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