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pink backing

Takes place during anal sex, it involves spitting on the back of the receiver giving the illusion of ejaculation when the reciever turns their head round semen is then ejaculated onto the facial area.
I was pink backing some beore last nite, she was fuckin sickened
by Connie2001 August 10, 2006
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tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie
by ellis walsh December 14, 2008
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Buckingham Palace

Welcome to Buckingham Palace, the biggest playground existing, where even Queen Elizabeth and Tony Blair come to play! Here, your kids and grandparents can enjoy a dive in the bath where the balls connect and the world famous enormous pole of exitement(one of Tony's favourites)! Let's have a quick tour, shall we?

Parking lot

Our parking lot is THE place if you like waiting! We have one-hundred lazy guards who are willing to tell you bad directions! Our guards also provide badly drawn maps, keys that don't fit and dirtroad detours!

The entrance

When you finally reach the entrance, the fun begins! You can look at two Buckingham Guards... TOTALLY STANDING STILL! Isn't that amazing, kids!? You can kick them and THEY WILL REMAIN STILL! You can test your new collection of BeyBlades and they will STILL STAND STILL! You can even shoot them in the crotch with a 9mm gun, and surprisingly enough THEY WILL REMAIN STILL!!! AMAZING!

The staircases

Now here comes a fun part. When you're inside, there are loads of stairs, covered in red carpet! You can run up them, run down, you can CLIMB then, you can jump off them or break your ankle on them! Once you're finished, you can go to the...

First aid room

The first aid room is only 5 miles away from the Parking lot, so you can take your time and let that ankle heal there! Tony Blair will look after you! Be sure to have your buttplug with you, as Tony knows a few tricks!

The Queen's room

Legends and myths are told that there's a secret room inside the castle where Queen Elizabeth used to do her dirty laundry. Try to find it, lead us to it and get a FREE* icecream cone!

(*)Only available when you have collected all of our tax money for us. It's a hard job, you know...

History Lessons!

In here, you can play several games, like "Kampf" or "Gulf War"! Most of them can be unlocked by succesfully surviving the other games without scratches and maimed body parts! Some of the history teachers include Adolf Hitler, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush (Only for the war in Iraq. He lacks knowledge of all other subject, although we doubt he knows anything about Iraq, too...)
Buckingham Palace is a fun place to go for a typical father-and-son-day! The whole family can enjoy the pleasures of Tony Blair and the old demented whore who calls herself a queen! Have fun, and don't forget the buttplug!
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.
"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"
by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010
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Bucking Bronco

your all wrong. you see its when your fuckin a girl real hard and your gettin her from behind and all of a sudden you fish hook her with your middle fingers right. then you scream out her name and tell her how good it feels but you call her the wrong name. then she starts goin wild and starts buckin tryin to throw your ass off but you hang on for your life enjoyin the ride and throwin that one hand up.
"last night i was fuckin jamie and i called her susey and she started doin the Bucking Bronco."
by James Gaetano May 26, 2008
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Becking

Becking" (verb) To use violent metaphors or make thinly-veiled suggestions of violence against opponents, while maintaining plausible deniability against charges of incitement
The timeline also unintentionally chronicles the becking of America, in which right-wing media personalities and lawmaker employ violent metaphors or thinly-veiled suggestions of violence to demonize their opponents.

Our country is, in a word, well and truly Becked.
by indolering January 10, 2011
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bonking

Moii and Jade decided that bonking means WANKING. We thaught of this word cuz of how the printer woman would say Bonnie. xD
When bob is alone, he bonks over gay porn.
Shut up, im bonking.
I bonked yoor mum.
by mooseface November 5, 2006
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