Boat strikes

Yeah those are weird, aren't they?

Hym "What is up with all the boat strikes? I don't see the point of those but I guess I don't really need to."

Boat strikes by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

Mississippi Steam Boat 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

Mississippi Steam Boat by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

noah get the boat 

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

noah get the boat by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020

Get in the boat 

Last thing a villager hears before a Scandinavian man kidnaps them

PewDiePie: Hey man that's a nice village you got there
Villager:Hmm
PewDiePie: GET IN THE BOAT!!

Get in the boat by PP101 August 13, 2019

Tennessee Boat Launch 

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank

I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

Tennessee Boat Launch by Ryan DellaFera November 24, 2019

Drive the Boat 

Getting very drunk on cognac, drinking especially straight from the bottle

‘Oh we got Hennessy tonight?, guess who’s ready to drive the boat’

‘I woke up feeling like shit. Maybe I drove the boat a little too hard last night’

Drive the Boat by kushkryptonite June 7, 2019

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Townes Boat Ride by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011