Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

beating the tuna

A girl/woman master bating stinking up the place with a fishy smelling pussy.

Someone (a girl) was in the bathroom beating the tuna! It stinks like fish in there.

by Mikejam July 27, 2023

Beating the Bonus Hole

The act of Female masterbation

I was busy Beating the Bonus Hole

by anonymous July 28, 2023

fat breathin

a period of heavy labored breathing most usually associated with consuming a mass quantity of greasy, fattening, delicious food. this condition is usually accompanied by general drowsiness and napping on the couch. meant to imitate the breathing of a fat sweaty individual.

andrew: hey frank do you wanna go toss a football around or something?

frank: nah man i just demolished some dino bbq... fat breathing hard. ill catch you later

by acatch68 December 11, 2011

peting beating

When someone's knowledge gets WWF SMACKDOWN by none other than the Peting himself.

That interview didn't go well. He got the full fledged Peting Beating.

by mexiknife March 20, 2013

Carpet Beating

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet beating and get out of my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background

In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.

by Yiteziah July 24, 2021