In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.
by Yiteziah April 29, 2021
A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background
by Yiteziah July 24, 2021
My friend felt very uncomfortable talking to the intimidating man dressed in sunglasses and a black and white suit so I had to Josh Gund him by throwing a coin near him to distract him
by Yiteziah April 08, 2021
Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is
So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex
by Yiteziah March 29, 2021