jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009

bageled

A level of intensity of "high"-ness. Bageled is when you are halfway to toasted. Usually occurs after 3-4 hits.

I'm feelin pretty bageled after that last bowl.

by J, Loon December 2, 2010

bagel boi

Like a fuck boi except he gives you bagels. Probably will enjoy bagels by himself without your company. Gives bagels to other girls. Probably a cutie but should not be trusted. Trap him down and get his bagels. Don't plays his bagel games, you can do better.

He probably needs to level up into a bagel daddy.

"Man, bagel bois be hella thirsty"

"I tried to get in with this bagel boi but he wasn't having it."

by Feasibly Awesome June 5, 2017

bagel banging

A sexual activity involving rugged vaginal contact between two participating females.

Bagel banging is similar to bagel bumping, but the act of bagel banging is more aggressive than bagel bumping.

Bagel bumping is defined as rubbing or bumping your vagina against another woman's vagina.

A bagel banger is a slang term for lesbian.

Those lesbians are hardcore! They have been bagel banging all night long!

by Javito78 January 6, 2014

baelicious

1. adj. to describe someone before anyone else; (B.A.E)
2. adj. to describe a thing/place that relates to the BAE.

"Awww, the boyf just called me his cinnamon apple... so baelicious ;)"

by #dynamicduo October 21, 2014

Triple Jewish Bagel

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009

bagel

bagel (n) Holy food of the Jews.

Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!

by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004