My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

batted

To send someone's shit in basketball. Pretty much means when they put up a shot attempt, you send that shit into oblivion.

Nice block! You batted the shit outta that fool!

by cheapsoot November 30, 2011

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

batter

In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.

"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"

by Eiméid October 3, 2005

battery acid

The stuff inside storage batteries

If vegetables could talk, i would cut them up and throw them into battery acid.

by ggggggggg June 17, 2005

baby batter blizzard

when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some whore, probably tylers mom

"i just gave Tyler's whore ass mom a baby batter blizzard"
"oh snap ! that bitch sits four!"

by anus greasley December 29, 2007