Beach Battle Scars

n. And injury sustained for a trip to a beach. Most common forms are sun burn, scrapes for seashells, or sand in the vagina.

No way am I going today, I haven't finished tending to my beach battle scars from last time.

by Straz 616 July 5, 2010

Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.

"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.

by International June 26, 2013

kinky batman

A man in a tight rubber suit that loves to be slapped by women. Who also loves to run around with a young boy in short shorts.

Damn! That guy is such a kinky batman!

by Bertmern's Bitch April 7, 2016

Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.

My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.

by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018

fortnite battle pass

fortnite battle pass yea i just shit out my ass booting up my pc cuz i need me to get that fortnite battle pass
*gunshot*

i wouldent try and get the fortnite battle pass

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth

“Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”

by 3tbspOfgravy March 18, 2022

Fortnite Battle Royale

Its like a video game, a battle royale.
you like shoot people and like build sometimes.

"Fortnite Battle Royale"
"oh yeah cool man"

by SillySausage42 September 1, 2022