crack babies

Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

For absurd definitions see crack baby.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Japanese Babies

A common British Columbian term for tits.

1. "Hey Chingy, lookat dat gurl right durr!"
"Dam she got sum spankin japanese babies."

by Knawmean March 20, 2010

anal babies

an anal baby is a black kid

No Steve! Don't cum in my ass, I don't want to have any anal babies

by PushingNico October 25, 2009

little babes

One who tatletales; Snitch; Teacher's pet
(Usually a little kid)

"Chadwick was only the little babes tonight. He tattled on me for shitting in his ham sub."

by Weatsey May 15, 2007

bagless upright

A female that has had a hysterectomy.

You don't need a condom, that bitch is a bagless upright.

by TSIA June 16, 2006

chawl babies

phrase: in description of people in a threatening way. Displeasure with roomates. Often used when moving out without telling anyone.
ALSO SEE: CHAWL MANG

"CHAWL BABIES are crazy up in here mang"

by T.I.'s second biggest fan March 2, 2007

dead toenail babies

midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion

Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there

by Super Joe The Frenchy looking guy May 17, 2008