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Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.
Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it
by M3n1s January 11, 2022
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Alpha baddie queen

Jayden, Rebecca, Amber, Lauren, and Ava.
Ava is an Alpha Baddie Queen, because she goes through the front door not the back door.
by Jayden Velasquez February 7, 2022
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Alpha complex

A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha male complex and Sigma complex.

Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".

(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!
by skibiditoiletfed42069 March 30, 2022
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Alphacrita

a man with the most girthiest explosive condesning black balls to ever exist in this universe. He also attracts males and shaquille o'neal. dont mess with him, or else you will suck, literally.
OOOOOOOOOMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG its alphacrita, i cant wait to put his balls inside of me
by hackerman68orsomeshit October 8, 2022
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alphaaaa33

It's an word used by physic teacher "loudly" to get ur attention
YOU:*TALKIN' WITH UR FRIEND*
physic teacher : loudly alphaaaa33
by https://nikmatkom October 28, 2022
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Alpha pack

An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023
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Alphachupapi

A person who identies themself as a "JDMU hater" but can't stop thinking about JDMU and talks about JDMU daily. This kind of person secretly has a crush on the JDMU Wildboys and is called a "Alphachupapi".
This person that hates JDMU talks about JDMU more than the Wildboys do, he must be an Alphachupapi.
by peterchupa September 10, 2023
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