Armedia

Armedia whatley is my birth given name. Armedia is in my birth certificate

Armedia is coming to dinner she doesn't eat lobster rolls

by Blue clues January 8, 2017

amaed

The prikiest of pricks known to man. A man. With no bounds. Morals. Or sense of humour. :)

Hey Amaed!

by PopBangBoooooom January 11, 2017

Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017

Armand

An adjective used mainly for people who observe incredibly obnoxious behavior. Armands are described as putrid objects consisting of concentrated mistakes, made by drug-dependent parents. Armands should never be interacted with, as doing so may cost your precious life.

Patrick: That short, dark-skinned, whiny piece of shit cunt is the pinnacle of an Armand.
Brandon: I love Julia

by assholeXD April 20, 2018

armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017

Armagedoom

Something good and hard, something amazing that destroys all other competitors.

This game is lime an armagedoom.
This is more than an armageddon, is an armagedoom

by Its me, mario January 31, 2018

Armed Robbery

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018