The type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy Bohunks from Joisey, and their savior, Donald Drumpf.....
The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.
by Paughnque July 26, 2017
Get the Alpha-colognedmug. IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.
Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)
by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019
Get the keybord alphamug. Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha
by Z3R0time February 24, 2022
Get the Schroedinger’s Alphamug. A term with a somewhat subjective meaning which refers to a man who's considered high in status or a paradigm of masculinity. Originated in 1989 by martial artist instructor Marc "Animal" McYoung.
How it's measured however varies a lot depending on who's using it.
Sometimes it refers to a stereotypical 'macho', gangsta, jock, or tough guy, other times it refers to a ladies man or playboy who has sex with lots of beautiful women, or other times a guy who's wealthy or socially powerful, such as a successful entrepreneur, CEO, etc.
As mentioned above often it's just used to refer to superficial and stereotypically "manly" qualities, other times however it refers to character traits independent from a man's material status, such as strength, courage, mastery, and honor.
A beta man is an average or below average man on the 'alpha' scale; either a guy who's not very socially respected or attractive to women, or one who demonstrates weak or spineless behavior in general, sometimes posers and fake 'alphas' get referred to as betas as well.
How it's measured however varies a lot depending on who's using it.
Sometimes it refers to a stereotypical 'macho', gangsta, jock, or tough guy, other times it refers to a ladies man or playboy who has sex with lots of beautiful women, or other times a guy who's wealthy or socially powerful, such as a successful entrepreneur, CEO, etc.
As mentioned above often it's just used to refer to superficial and stereotypically "manly" qualities, other times however it refers to character traits independent from a man's material status, such as strength, courage, mastery, and honor.
A beta man is an average or below average man on the 'alpha' scale; either a guy who's not very socially respected or attractive to women, or one who demonstrates weak or spineless behavior in general, sometimes posers and fake 'alphas' get referred to as betas as well.
Chuck Norris is such an alpha man that he can have sex with any woman OR man he wants... of any species.
by Anon989989 October 13, 2016
Get the alpha manmug. by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016
Get the alpha drunkmug. A stronger, faster, and smarter version of Nightmare Guardian, withstanding most harsh deaths than the normal Guardian. They uses the environment as there way to fight
by Nightmare Guardian June 20, 2021
Get the Alpha Guardiansmug. A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
Get the Alpha-Drivermug.