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Simplified af

When u fuckin brain dead you are simplified as fuck
Yo that nibba simplified af rn
Yeah he fuckin brain dead fish
by VirusCoreGaming June 3, 2018
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Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
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Lille kugle af nutti

"Nuuurgh!! Lille kugle af nutti!"
by nulert123 March 15, 2021
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/afs

Await further sources. Can be used if you are in the process of fact checking something
Did you hear about that rumour today /afs
by Definition master 😎 March 7, 2021
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stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help
Oh god, this is stress-af.
by adenHo August 28, 2022
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Af

I hate you Mary 🖕🏽

"Whatever you af"
by Maddy_thee_baddie April 23, 2021
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af

by Delbosco October 15, 2021
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