When you haven't simped for a girl in a long time and it's making you go crazy. Symptoms include fast heartbeat, mood swings, and being frazzled for long periods of time
Jeremy: Which girl is Zach simping for now?
Anne: He actually said he's done with simping, but I know he won't be able to stop forever
Jeremy: Oh is that why he's been acting super discombobulated recently?
Anne: Yeah, I think he's going through simp withdrawal now
Anne: He actually said he's done with simping, but I know he won't be able to stop forever
Jeremy: Oh is that why he's been acting super discombobulated recently?
Anne: Yeah, I think he's going through simp withdrawal now
by pozitron24 June 16, 2021
Get the simp withdrawal mug.That acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.
Cool chick: Yo! Why the long face, girl?
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
by QuacksO November 23, 2011
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the word butch - imogen witheat are commonly used by people with no friends. they use this word to describe themselves as there is not another accurate word for them to use. other words that are similar: cow hoe slag tramp
imogen: hey am i a butch - imogen witheat because everyone says i am??
everyone: yeah you are. go kill yourself you reak of egg.
imogen: ok :(
milly: but youre my only friend even if you are a butch. :((
imogen: youre the biggest butch here milly
everyone: yeah you are. go kill yourself you reak of egg.
imogen: ok :(
milly: but youre my only friend even if you are a butch. :((
imogen: youre the biggest butch here milly
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person1: "did you see how that guy just picked up his coffee? he is totally gay."
person2: "you are such a gay-wisher. his wife is standing next to him. he has a wedding ring on. you just want him to be gay because he's hot."
person1: "no, he totally looked at my crotch he wants me."
person2: "you are a delusional gay-wisher."
person1: "did you see how that guy just picked up his coffee? he is totally gay."
person2: "you are such a gay-wisher. his wife is standing next to him. he has a wedding ring on. you just want him to be gay because he's hot."
person1: "no, he totally looked at my crotch he wants me."
person2: "you are a delusional gay-wisher."
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