wrestle in the dark

Having sex

Yo you tryna wrestle in the dark tonight

by Beastmodekillemall February 20, 2017

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small wrestling

When two boys decided to secretly have a agressive quicky but don't want anyone to know

Jack: "me and Noah had a small wrestling mactch yesterday."
Noah: "yeah I kicked his ass good."

by Nover May 14, 2018

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wrist wrestling

Master bating

My girlfriend didn’t want to swap friction last night. So I had one hell of a wrist wrestling match

by Funckle January 11, 2018

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Wrestling

A real sport

Soccer Player: Hah, wrestling is gay
Wrestler: Really?
Soccer Player: Yeah you grab sweaty men
Wrestler: (Suplexes soccer player)
Soccer Player: dies

by RugbyWrestling2006 January 16, 2020

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A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.

guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way

by mymathteachersaburden June 09, 2025

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