Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021

hell the what

If someone says this, they are asking you:

" What the hell are you what the helling?"

Person: WHAT THE HELL?!

Another person: Hell the what?

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 6, 2018

S.S. What The Fuck

When two people have been "talking" for a number of months but one person has more feelings than the other and feels like they are at a halt in the relationship and are not sure if they are friends or worth of dating.

Jane says she and Jon are on the S.S. What the Fuck. They have been doing the deed and everything but are still not official.

by ally is aa August 24, 2008

Whataburger

If you live in the Southern region of the United States, it's the place to go to when you're drunk as shit 2AM in the morning with your mates. They serve AMAZING burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why Texas kicks ass.

Guy 1: Dudeeeeee I'm getting the munchiest let's go to Whataburger
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!

by AKewlName February 21, 2014

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

That's what Damascus

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'

A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

by Microdale June 29, 2021

Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing

A phase used to express extreme anguish and anger caused due to disturbed state of mind because of constant nabbing from a person in power. Commonly used to shut up a person who is continuously giving order to do something while you are doing it.

Mark: Kimi, so you have to break before the speed breaker
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021