Whiskey Wash

When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.

Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.

I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.

"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."

by Jesse Church October 28, 2007

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

Redneck Car Wash

To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."

by someguy283298 November 3, 2006

power wash

When a person shits their pants and cleans it by pissing onto the stain.

Johnny accidentally pooped himself and had no option but to power wash it with his own urine.

by big al 69 September 4, 2013

black mans wash

When you don't shower and only clean yourself with deodrant

That person smells he just have had a black mans wash

by Streetrat101 February 18, 2015

White-Wash

A non-white person who tries to act/appear white.

Latisha shops at Abercrombie & Fitch with Ruth. She is so white-washed!

by PINKch0pstix April 14, 2005