Wakedance 

The zombie-like movements you make, repeatedly getting up to hit snooze every few minutes, before falling back to sleep.

I spent an hour doing the wakedance today morning and totally missed my interview.

Wakedance by textrovert January 7, 2011

Wankdown

When you're watching Countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.

whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays wankdown

Wankdown by 30secondsOfHeaven November 13, 2011

Wankemonium 

A disorganized circle jerk. A general state of chaos.

Everyone one was so drunk, it was wankemonium. Not a single person hit the cookie.

Wankemonium by Ldog98121 January 11, 2012

wanker blanker 

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

wanker blanker by el ga December 1, 2013

Wankership 

Used ironically in addressing an important or high-ranking jerk-off, especially a magistrate, mayor, or other elected official. Based on British slang word wanker.
noun: Your Wankership

Sperm donation is a noble but lonely calling your Wankership

Wankership by Piers_the_plowman October 24, 2014

wanker yanker 

1) An American who is also a wanker.

2) An American who is mid-wank.

Person 1: Oi mate, do you see that yank ova there?

Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.

Person 1: Literally.

wanker yanker by StevenAyank March 21, 2016

Wankers' hatrick 

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.

That guy has a wankers' hatrick

Wankers' hatrick by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017