Varty

A "Varty" refers to a person who's life revolves around immature antics and pranks but is a common find at any party. A quick thinking prankster who is never out of sexual innuendos and has no shame. Usually under the influence of alcohol and is suprisingly efficent at hitting on the opposite sex.

Often accompanied by a "Nikki"

Where did all the beer go? and what smells like poo?
Oh hell, Varty must be nearby

by CerealKiller898989 December 10, 2009

Varnika

A very hot and sexy girl. From Indian origins. Varnika's are told to be very emotionless and often are found playing basketball alone.

Oh look at that emotionless girl who's alone, What a Varnika!

by Cock inhaler November 23, 2021

Varun

1.) To stab an individual using a pencil or other writing utensil.
2.) A hilarious Indian that greatly improved the quality of life for the remainder of the population.

1.) John Doe varuned his sister because she was obsessed with geo caching.

2.) That indian kid is pretty funny and chill, but he's no Varun!

3.) Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag.

by Jesus Weenis May 29, 2011

Vardan

Vardan (usually Armenian) is the type of friend that always has your back, is a funny guy, has money on him cause hes Armenian, and is a fuckboy on the low

He’s acting like vardan

by Faze-Var October 2, 2018

Varooney

word used to describe a fun loser

Varooney.... whatchya thinkIN?

by wordcraze April 29, 2011

the independent variable

An alias for the Comedic rapper, Lil Dicky known for songs like Too High, $ave Dat Money and Lemme Freak

"Yo, Dylan, whos your favorite rapper?"
"Im all about the independent variable"
"what? who you mean?"
"Ya know, Lil Dicky. That dude's hilarious"

by McBurger66 August 2, 2016

variousanus

The skill of being able to bend over, touch your own toes and still smile while someone is sticking it to you.

Most employees are variousanus yet they continue to take it.

by Peter October 6, 2005