Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!

I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do

by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023

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Tare urine

1.A positive drug screen urine sample in prison
2.A targeted urine drug screen given by correctional officers in prison for a suspected drug user

1.I got 3 days degradation for a tare urine.
2.Hide the drugs I've been targetted for urine drug screen from the officers

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

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Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.

Masculine urination on a tuesday

by thickcat3692 May 25, 2022

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Urinal Coat Rack

Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.

"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.

by bustedgroudon October 25, 2018

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Urination Humiliation

The social embarrassment and self-consciousness felt by someone in a social setting (club, party, etc) who must leave a group or conversation several times to use the bathroom after drinking too much liquid of any kind (alcoholic or otherwise).

"Dude, did you have fun at the party last night?"

"Yeah, I met some really cool people, but I had Urination Humiliation cause I had to leave and go to the bathroom so much"

by thesupremestevo April 1, 2009

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