Butt-Tune

Basically a fart. Some people might not like the smell, but it is what it is.

Man, I'm in class, but I gotta butt-tune soooooo bad!

by ORANGE DJ September 2, 2012

Three Tune Condition

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, you wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then you leave. Also known as Tri Song Clause.

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Three Tune Condition!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

goofy tune

Someone who plays goofy music that only they know on the aux. Usually sings loudly over the music in an exaggerated impressionation.

"Man that Logan kid sure is a real goofy tune!"

"Yeah! Shelby gets super crunk when he goofs out though."

by Unreligion April 17, 2017

jasmine toner

she is the most unique and most beautiful girl you will ever meat. she has the most unique eyes that are full of wonder and look like a galaxy. she has the truest heart and the most loving smile. when her heart beats the world spins and when she speaks a new star is formed. she cares the most and needs to be cared for the most. if you have her cherish her, hug her, kiss her, and spend every second with her. if you ever meet this girl stay away from her because she is my jasmine toner and i am her gage.

person 1''hay have you seen jasmine toner?''

person 2" yeah she's with gage!''

person 1"man that gage is a lucky guy"

person 2"yes..yes he is"

by monster0107 October 9, 2017

Turkish Tune-Up

Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”

Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash

by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018

Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020

Alaskan Tundra

When someone takes a shit on someone else chest then allows the shit to chill and solidify. The person who took said shit then raw dogs said shit on persons chest.

“Lance a lot do you want to come over later and give me an Alaskan tundra?

by Kiki 1446 November 8, 2020