The Pit

The pit is a sub-forum of www.ultimate-guitar.com.

The pit is a place where everything non-guitar/instrument related is put. Many users post internet memes, talk about sex, drugs, social problems, magazines, world news. Many people post "silly" threads in this section of the forums and they get "rapped" and "fapped" on.

I posted a reply to a thread in the pit called "If you put 'The Pit' in the dictionary..."

by danyellenik February 25, 2009

tickle the pickle

When you toss your long term Christian boyfriend off , you do this until he crys for god

"Last night charlie was screaming for god after I tickle the pickle so good"

by Pickletickled November 24, 2016

Four Hooves The Pig

A Tearout Breakbeat pig DJ That plays and produces beats in his barn.
He has never slept and has been awake since day 1.
he smokes crack by the truck load with his yardy over flowing. dont let this shit get empty or 4 hooves is gonna be mad.
he is one grunty mother fucker, when hes happy his barn goes off to some of his epic 16 hour sets, pigs dropin like flys.
He has produced epic tracks like, Stomping in the mud and Dont let me catch you sleeping out on his record label Farm Breaks
He likes to ride round on his teredactyl with skeletor and get hooved as fuck.
This old cunt is raped as fuck.

Watch out, dont let four hooves the pig catch you sleeping.

by Werks June 5, 2007

excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.

Excuse me, but I have to go to the pissa.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

The Pines

Probably one of the most interesting places in the Pentucket district. The Pines is a dumb little park near the river and next to the police station in Groveland where stoners go at night to blaze and whores go into the woods to give hj s to guys. Everyone is Groveland knows that The Pines is nothing special, but when people from West Newbury and Merrimac, MA come to Groveland, all they wanna do is go there. The police come around at night to catch people but all they do is drive around for a minute and then go back. At the Pines there are a few main areas. The playground is a playground meant for little kids, and the fields are baseball and softball fields for little league. Also, there are two basketball courts inside a chain link fence. The docks are basically a boat ramp but high school kids come down there to make out. There is also a trail that goes into the woods where guys get brain and all the stoners come out at night.

Merrimac Kid: Hey, I'm bored, what should we do?
West Newbury Kid: OMG Let's go to The Pines! It's so fun there!
Groveland Kid: Fuck... no. The Pines is mad boring.
Merrimac Kid: NO. We're going.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna blow me?
Whore: Sure, let's go The Pines. We can go smoke weed after.

by BoysLoveVaginas January 3, 2011

The Pied Pussy

A girl who is so good in bed that men will follow her anywhere and do whatever she asks.

Dang. Ed follows Maria around like she's The Pied Pussy. He left us at the bar last night because she called.

by The Professorial One September 9, 2011