All the tools and no box to carry them in.

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.

Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008

box lunch at the y

oral sex on a woman

He had a box lunch at the "Y"

by Leroy De La Croix November 5, 2003

Box Lunch at the "Y"

Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring

I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.

by Little T mart October 8, 2011

The bat fuck you box

The box on Batman's belt that contains who ever he's fighting's greatest weakness

While fighting superman batman goes to the bat fuck you box for kryptonite

by that other random guy October 15, 2013

box lunch at the y

Oral sex on either sex. The box is the crotch, and when the object is prone on their back and when the legs are spread apart, you have the 'y'. The diner gets between the legs and at the crotch and has a feast.

Tyrone stopped over at Takesheia's and had a box lunch at the y.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

Jack in the boxing

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

by Got caught January 16, 2014