Name given to someone who is actually unbearably unattractive- but used as a pisstake to imply that he is actually a "fittie" Usually a large polish school-kitchen man who bears resemblance to both an army tank and a large fatty walrus. These men have also been known to possess similarity to SuperMario, hence (alternative) "Mario the Tank Walrus"
Girl 1 "Swooooooon! Who IS that fittie loading the conveyer belt?"
Girl 2 "Thats Mario. Mario the Tank-Walrus"
Girl 1 "Ooooo-eeee! I bet he has a huaaage schlong!"
Girl 2 "He sure does..."
Girl 2 "Thats Mario. Mario the Tank-Walrus"
Girl 1 "Ooooo-eeee! I bet he has a huaaage schlong!"
Girl 2 "He sure does..."
by Ballergs October 15, 2008
When you shake the gas nozzle for extra gas, while it's still in your car in an attempt to get more bang for your buck.
I was broke and on E, so I grabbed what little change I had and hit the gas station. Lotta tank fucking, had to get as much as I could! gas gasoline broke tank fucking poor skimping
by zeppelinfanCLB April 14, 2014
Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.
by E-Money Williams April 30, 2007
by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014
by bird03 August 02, 2018
The act of getting high, not before, not after, but while playing and or ranking in online MMORPG games.
The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.
Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.
The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.
Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.
Player 1: I'ma stay up all night, toke, then tank.
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?
by V_ronica July 17, 2011
When your car windshield is frosted over and you are too impatient or hurried to scrape it all off or let it defrost so you are left with a small gap to see through, making you feel like you are driving an old tank.
I had to get to work so I couldn't waste time thoroughly scraping my car off. I drove halfway there looking through a tank slit.
by Qeqeneq March 04, 2009